Quotes and Highlights According to Bob

Game Highlights:
(1) Half Pint diving into the waterfall stream attempting to acrobatically jump out the other end and failing miserably.
(2) Elerek whipping out a grappling hook and scrambling up a balcony in a surprising burst of speed and the expenditure of an action point.
(3) Demonicus actually speaks.
(4) Our cleric able to hit anything with her bow, but only able to do 1 point of damage every time.

Quotes of the Night:
(1) "Are you a God?" "Say yes, Ray."

(2) Cuppy Jr.: "Ask him how many kobolds are in there."
Elerek: "How many kobolds are in there?"
Kobold Guard: "Three."
Elerek: "What's in there?"
Kobold Guard: "Big Monster."
Cuppy Jr.: "Ask him more about the monster."
Elerek: "How many monsters are in there?"
Kobold Guard: "Uh. Three."
Elerek: "Forget this."

(3) DM: "By the way, do you have that kobold wyrm priest tied up somewhere?"
Mike: "Yeah. We have him stashed in a closet somewhere."
DM: "So I take it to mean that he's gagged and bound, tied tightly in a cocoon-like structure, made to hang, dangling helplessly from the second floor balcony, shifting in the wind?"
Mike: "Uh. Right."

(4) Joel: I rolled a.. 16.
DM: That's a hit.
Bob: Man, Joel. You are super-good at DnD!

(5) Jeff (to Josh): Do you know the only thing worse than Miller Light?
Josh: What?
Jeff: Luke-warm Miller Light.