Quotes and Highlights According to Bob...part 2

Game Highlights:
(1) Half Pint firing an arrow at the dragon, and then booking down the hall with a thousand pounds of white dragonmeat flying after him, shouting at the top of his lungs.
(2) The overwhelming combination of teamwork, tactics, good flanking positioning, surprise, action points and warlord skills that caused Half Pint to reduce the dragon's hit points by 25% in a massive double backstab.
(3) Leenia's racing forward in the middle of the fight with the dragon to slam it with her mace, causing it to be weakened and instantly healing all the people who just got frosty from its nasty ice breath. This clinched the battle for us.
(4) Speaking with the ghostly librarian and unveiling the absolutely awesome 1000-year old map of the realm.
(5) Two motionless warforged guardians suddenly lurching into life and raising a can of whoop on the dragon.
(6) Ocean warfare on the high seas.

Quotes of the Night:

(1) Josh: "From the grumblings I've been getting at work and from my brother, I don't think I need to remind anyone we are planning to play again this Wednesday, Aug 6, 7:30."

Joel: "By the way, although we appreciate it, this was probably the most unnecessary reminder I have ever seen. Kind of like mom reminding you as a kid on December 24 that tomorrow was Christmas."

(2) Josh: "In the thousand years this island has existed, the only person to ever leave was Stephen, a wizard who spent much effort learning the secrets of the creation of the world."

Joel: "Stephen?"

Jeff: "That's his name? "Stephen"? Powerful wizard, master of magic? "Hey Steve?""

Bob: "This is coming from a wizard named Kuppy Jr."

(3) DM: "The librarian looks up at you and raises a finger to her lips. Shh."
Adam: "Master of tactics says, "Here's the plan. Let's get her!"
Get her'? That was your whole plan? 'Get her'?"

(4) Ekerath (to ghost librarian): Where were you from?
Ghost: A city that is no longer here.
Ekerath: How do you know?
Ghost: I saw it destroyed.
Ekerath: How do you know it hasn't been rebuilt?

(5) Jeff: Warrior needs water badly.
(After the white dragon breathed on, bit and clawed 23 points to Ekerath)

(6) Josh (on his cell phone): Yes. So I'm not able to reach the contact. We need to escalate this technical issue to the next level.
Mike (on his cell phone): Yeah. So we'll pack up and leave for the airport at 4, I think.
Jeff (on his cell phone): Yeah. So what are you wearing?

(7) (when Alexander and Half Pint try to remove a tooth from the white dragon)
Ekerath: I will not stand for this desecration of my kin.
Alexander: He had no problems desecrating you back there.

(8) Damakos: (laughing) Go tell their precious council that the Cult of the Infernal Fang has returned and taken the gem for their master.
Mike: I tell him he's a douche bag.